maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

kelvin

(via phoenix-dogs)


at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

She’s the girl that has a few best friends & doesn’t need anymore, the girl that laughs the hardest at her own jokes. She’s the girl that will hang up on you, but then call you right back & say sorry. She’s the girl who will never leave your side when you need her, the girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up. She’s the girl who says she isn’t ticklish, but really is. She’s the girl who will not give up on you if she really believes in you. She’s the girl who believes in loving somebody forever. She’s me.


drunkvanity:


"You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to."

:(

drunkvanity:

"You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to."

:(

(via ihaveacleverfandomurl)


abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

(via usiriuswhite)






I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

(via sadbutradcat)


larrycumstain:

”[…] then you were meant to be.”

(others)

(insp)


n2bxl:

thesoundsofabrokenfamily:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

overdosed-on-apathy:

This post had me at finger pants.

HORSE TORNADO.

I went through each of these and asked my brother to guess what the actual items were and when I said “sand moose” he pointed to the TV (I was watching Supernatural) and said “Jared Padalecki”.  I peed my pants.

Also possibly useful as insults

come here sugar bagels and give daddy what he wants